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Episode 311

“Two Wallets, One $CARDS”

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Episode 311 · aired November 11, 2026 · 16 scenes · 10 wallets

The Countess of Solana sells $26K of $CARDS while The Admiral of Solana holds on after dark, and The Admiral of Solana changes his mind about $CARDS. 10 wallets, 9 tokens and $32K on the move in 1 hour, and nobody has heard from The Governess of Solana.

Tonight’s cast10 smart money wallets · tap one to jump to their scene

The Madame of Solana

The Amnesiac

Bought and sold $🌱 PURI within 1 minute. Remembers nothing.

played by Smart Money GbjYhc…AHmA · solana Nansen

Today
$2.7K
12 trades
30d PnL
+$46.8K
41% win rate
Scenes
2
tonight
$PUSSY$🌱 CLITORIS$🌱 PURI$🌱 BUCK

The Countess of Solana

The Tycoon

Moved $109K in a single day. Owns the town, or says so.

played by High Balance 29eFSZ…NGXM · solana Nansen

Today
$109.3K
5 trades
30d PnL
+$57.6K
100% win rate
Scenes
1
tonight
$CARDS

The Viscount of Solana

The Villain

Sold $6K into everyone's hopes. Up $32K this month.

played by Smart Money F16yN8…t1sx · solana Nansen

Today
$5.9K
8 trades
30d PnL
+$31.8K
34% win rate
Scenes
1
tonight
$🌱 HUNG

The Widow of Solana

The Newcomer

12 trades, 4 tokens, no history in this town.

played by STOP Token Deployer 22WjtR…9vgJ · solana Nansen

Today
$516.00
12 trades
30d PnL
+$6.1K
50% win rate
Scenes
2
tonight
$COUSINS$🌱 GONE$⚠️ COOK$🌱 MAX

The Duchess of Solana

The Gambler

Wins 38% of the time. Trades like it's 78%.

played by JoshBlock Token Deployer CzYcMA…erU8 · solana Nansen

Today
$561.00
7 trades
30d PnL
+$27.4K
38% win rate
Scenes
2
tonight
$⚠️ GRANDMA$⚠️ KIMBERLY

The Prince of Solana

The Twin

Trades the same $PUSSY as The Madame of Solana. A coincidence, allegedly.

played by Beeny Token Deployer G3r5Y5…Shph · solana Nansen

Today
$2.3K
5 trades
30d PnL
+$42.7K
56% win rate
Scenes
1
tonight
$PUSSY$DACITY

The Archduke of Solana

The Newcomer

6 trades, 3 tokens, no history in this town.

played by Smart Money 7iEZe1…3zQH · solana Nansen

Today
$1.0K
6 trades
30d PnL
+$20.1K
35% win rate
Scenes
2
tonight
$⚠️ UPDOG$🌱 AICOIN$BAGSPAY

The Admiral of Solana

The Newcomer

4 trades, 2 tokens, no history in this town.

played by Smart Money 4oGmwe…f7Kf · solana Nansen

Today
$4.3K
4 trades
30d PnL
+$8.3K
20% win rate
Scenes
2
tonight
$SOL$CARDS

The Reverend of Solana

The Newcomer

5 trades, 4 tokens, no history in this town.

played by Smart Money 9s6jeG…rCiq · solana Nansen

Today
$423.00
5 trades
30d PnL
+$4.6K
28% win rate
Scenes
2
tonight
$🌱 NVDA$⚠️ COCK$⚠️ COFFEE$🌱 HUNG

The Governess of Solana

The Ingenue

Only buys. 3 purchases today, zero regrets. So far.

played by Smart Money 9dJKzP…MD3i · solana Nansen

Today
$3.0K
3 trades
30d PnL
+$62.0K
26% win rate
Scenes
1
tonight
$DACITYCOIN

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